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Published on January 01, 0001

Pole’s Big Adventure, a tongue-planted-firmly in cheek send-up [[link]] of retro side-scrolling Famicom games, brings long overdue mushroom dick [[link]] jokes to the Nintendo Wii.

As game site Siliconera explains, in the game’s fifth level, Pole is able to grab a mushroom and eat a mushroom that causes only a very selective part of him to grow.

The writing in the above screen (“mokkori”) translates to the equivalent of “schwing.” See, [[link]] they don’t call it Pole’s Big Adventure for nothing. Oh ho ho!

Pole’s Big Adventure’s Big Penis Joke [Siliconera]

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